Saturday, September 19, 2009

Self Righteous Vegetarians

Self righteous vegetarians really piss me off. And self righteous vegans... they are even worse. Don't get me wrong, I have no problem with vegetarians, it is a lifestyle choice that I respect and understand. And veganism, well, I do not understand it, but I still do respect it (I mean, I get if you think it is wrong to kill an animal for food, but what the hell is wrong with drinking milk or eating other dairy products?).

My problem is with the vegetarians who think they are better than the rest of us meat eaters. You know you are out there, silently judging me as I eat an oh so delicious bacon cheeseburger (mmmmm... bacon cheeseburger). The way I see it, people are animals, other animals eat animals, people should be eating animals. Plain and simple. And delicious. Now, if you disagree with that, fine, but don't go around telling me that you are a better person than I am because of your belief system. Because you are not. You are, in fact, inferior to me NOT because of your beliefs about meat, but because of your god damn self righteousness.

By all means, continue your vegetarian or vegan ways... they do not hurt me in any way and you have every right to eat whatever you want. Continue eating your fruits and grains. Continue avoiding anything that has an animal product it. Continue your vain attempts to make rubbery soy products imitate the taste of meat you miss so much (even though you won't admit it). And I am going to continue to eat my burgers, steaks, pork chops, and all the other meats that just taste so great. And as long as you don't sit around with your smug look of superiority, we'll be cool. Just keep your tofu cubes away from my steak.


  1. They're clowns and when they try to impose their misguided ways on others (like, say, the baby they're breast feeding), the results can be disastrous.