Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Mark Sanford

South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford really pisses me off. And yet, he makes me laugh at the same time. Seriously... ten years ago the man was calling on President Clinton to resign for getting a BJ in the oval office. Now, it turns out the man has been cheating on his own wife for months. Ahhh the hypocrisy... how wonderful. Sanford is completely against gay marriage, he considers himself an ardent supporter of "the sanctity of marriage." And how does he show it? By flying to Argentina and cheating on his wife with ANOTHER married woman. And he admitted that this was not his only extramarital affiar. So two dudes getting married is wrong... but a dude marrying one woman, then having an affair with another woman, who is married to another man, is right? Hmmmm...

Oh but it gets worse. Governor Sanford has claimed that his Argentinean lover is, in fact, his soul mate. Meanwhile, he claims that he is still trying to fix his relationship with his wife. Dear LORD what a sleazebag. I really do feel terrible for Jenny Sullivan Sanford (his wife) and his two kids, who have been dragged into this awful situation by the uber-douche of a governor. For the good of the rest of the family, I hope Jenny and the kids get the hell out of there and leave Sanford to bask in his own miserable existence.

Now enjoy this clip of humiliations Mr. Sanford deserves—and reasons I am glad I do not live in Japan...

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